Brain Poop

Fri Aug 15
Finland is the balls of Fennoscandia. Sweden is just a dick. A long, thin dick. Norway is some sort of cancer growing out of it.
Finland is the balls of Fennoscandia. Sweden is just a dick. A long, thin dick. Norway is some sort of cancer growing out of it.
Wed Aug 13

I'm a buffet of manliness

(Math + Chemistry) + Working out + Beef jerky = A buffet of manliness = me
Sat Aug 9

Celebrities always die in 3s, right?

Estelle Getty, Bernie Mac and ????

I say: ???? = Morgan Freeman

Oh bitch, YOU ARE GOING DOWN. YOUR FATE IS SEALED!

(I am going to feel so bad if that actually happens)

Bernie Mac is dead. Go watch one of the Ocean’s Eleven series movies. I’m sure you’ll find his performance the best thing since crack cocaine. Get it? Because he’s dead, just like Heath Ledger, and Heath’s role was hyped to shit. Are you with me? Folks!? *sigh*

Bernie Mac is dead.

Go watch one of the Ocean’s Eleven series movies. I’m sure you’ll find his performance the best thing since crack cocaine.

Get it? Because he’s dead, just like Heath Ledger, and Heath’s role was hyped to shit. Are you with me? Folks!?

*sigh*

Let me introduce you to Dr. Robotnig. (double nigger!)

Let me introduce you to Dr. Robotnig.

(double nigger!)

Fri Aug 8
  • My little brother: Hey, you know what a spinster is?
  • Me: Someone that spins? A swinger?
  • Brother: No, it's the muscle that closes your asshole.
  • Me: You really can't pronounce for shit, can you?
Wed Aug 6

Redbearded Nigger Sighting!

Saw one on the bus today.

I have to take a bus to my favorite pizza place. I’ve eaten there 4 times in the last week. I think they’re starting to look at me weird.

Tue Aug 5

Naps

I slept from 3PM to 8PM. That’s a 5-hour nap. Let’s see if I can get any sleep tonight.
Dexter is awesome
Dexter is awesome
Mon Aug 4
YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!